Band Slam: Aly For The Win!

I know it's been a while since I updated this blog, so I am checking in today to explain. Two words- but actually one word, I guess. It's a compound I think- ANYWAY!

BANDSLAM

I am so gay to see this movie. Gayer than tiny dogs that do not close their mouths and have to take anti-anxiety medicine so they only bark half of the day.

Why does August have to be so very far away? It hurts. At least, if I want, I can watch the Youtube tailer until then- which actually brings us back to the reason that I haven't updated the blog lately: I have wanted to watch this trailer pretty much continuously for the last month.




But who the fuck is this brunette? I've gotta be cool...

LOOK! Some genius found a way to make money off of you!

But I guess you're kinda used to that already, huh, Bay Bay?

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Aly Michalka, LOOK WHAT I DID!

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It's important to know that in order to be a great pop-culture prognosticator one must use his gut as well as his deductive abilities. I am right, no matter what, and you just have to accept that, whether I am making sense or not.
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Aly The Giantess

BAY BAY! I can't believe this crazy story about you that I found online! How did I miss this on the news?

http://www.writing.com/main/interact/item_id/1274499


Aly and AJ were in NY on their tour for 2007. After finishing their last song for the concert they went backstage. Aly found a big bottle with a pink drink in it. She had been thirsty after all the songs so she had a couple of sips. After that she was about to go back out on the stage when she felt a weird feeling in her stomach. Before she knew it she started growing. The crowd screamed as they saw her increasing form in front of their eyes. The growth fnally stopped when she was 100 ft. tall. She looked at the crowd evilly.
Where will this story go next? Your choices are below...

OMG you had me going there for a minute Bay Bay!

Like, WHOA.

It shook me to the core when you closed your @xAlyMichalka account the other day. I wondered if it could have been something I typed or left laying around your yard. I'm an imperfect person.

Seeing dreamteam28 denying that you were the real Aly Michalka and not seeing you at Valebrity couldn't shake my faith. But when you so abruptly closed your account... Like, WHOA.

With just a little poking around, my faith in you was rewarded when I saw that it was all a joke. Bay Bay, you actually had set up another Twitter account!

I know it's you because you still ignore my messages =D

Remember, I get you! It didn't take me long to realize that you were just trying to shake off the dead weight so that the REAL FANS would find you.

You're such a whip Bay Bay.

I Love you more than ever,
Your Baboo
Jim McCray

[posted from your butt]

Alyson ... Michalka I am your biggest fan.

Aly. Alyson. Bay Bay. Michalka. @xAlyMichalka

I am your biggest fan, and my love and appreciation for you simply cannot any longer be restrained to 140 characters or less. It's losing me Twitter followers by the minute.

Do you remember when we first met? I know you do Bay Bay, and I do too because I went back and screen-captured it. I was so inebriated with emotion that even now to look back it seems hazy.

Trust me though, you made my dreams come true when I saw the next morning that you really were following me back. That's when I knew that we were more than just friends at Twitter, and when friendorfollow.com confirmed it as well my heart swelled even more than usual.

Since then it's been so magical, hasn't it? God, it seems like some unseen magical hand just squeezes out my 10, sometimes 20 private messges to you a day. You're so cute to pretend you don't get them- but you can't fool me. I favorited that one tweet where you less-than-three'd me. What did it say? "yeah <3"

I get you Aly. I know what you're thinking all the time. It's like we're always having a question and answer set at Radio Disney in my brain- even when I'm just wishing I could fall asleep for a few minutes like a normal person.

But you are worth it. You give me so much back. I'll admit that maybe I've never actually seen you in a film or was able to sit through that Lifetime Movie; heck I may not even know what the hell kind of name Michalka is, but I did see the episode of Phil of the Future (is that the name? Hahaha just kidding Bay Bay) where they made a copy of you! I was able to watch that one a lot because you were all over it! LOL! I can't believe it! Here I am talking about it and it's still running on a loop in my attic space. Guess I REALLY AM a big Disney fan, huh?? ;)

Well, you know I love you and I am crazy over that song you did with that other girl! I truly hope you plan to work with her again :D

I'm tired Bay Bay =\ but one more thing.

The other night when you said some people don't think you're famous (or something like that) it made me sad because that isn't true!! There always seem to be people going in and out of your house, but even if that weren't the case, I am a big enough fan to cover the whole world with your fame!

I love you Alyson Michalka! I'm your best friend and your biggest fan! So write me back already Bay Bay!

Your Baboo. @gymicrae

Aly Will U MaRRY mE?

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