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Band Slam: Aly For The Win!

I know it's been a while since I updated this blog, so I am checking in today to explain. Two words- but actually one word, I guess. It's a compound I think- ANYWAY!

BANDSLAM

I am so gay to see this movie. Gayer than tiny dogs that do not close their mouths and have to take anti-anxiety medicine so they only bark half of the day.

Why does August have to be so very far away? It hurts. At least, if I want, I can watch the Youtube tailer until then- which actually brings us back to the reason that I haven't updated the blog lately: I have wanted to watch this trailer pretty much continuously for the last month.




But who the fuck is this brunette? I've gotta be cool...

LOOK! Some genius found a way to make money off of you!

But I guess you're kinda used to that already, huh, Bay Bay?

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Aly Michalka, LOOK WHAT I DID!

The 10 Hottest New Actresses of 2009
It's important to know that in order to be a great pop-culture prognosticator one must use his gut as well as his deductive abilities. I am right, no matter what, and you just have to accept that, whether I am making sense or not.
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Read Aly Michalka "Erotic" FanFic with McCray & The Don

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Aly The Giantess

BAY BAY! I can't believe this crazy story about you that I found online! How did I miss this on the news?

http://www.writing.com/main/interact/item_id/1274499


Aly and AJ were in NY on their tour for 2007. After finishing their last song for the concert they went backstage. Aly found a big bottle with a pink drink in it. She had been thirsty after all the songs so she had a couple of sips. After that she was about to go back out on the stage when she felt a weird feeling in her stomach. Before she knew it she started growing. The crowd screamed as they saw her increasing form in front of their eyes. The growth fnally stopped when she was 100 ft. tall. She looked at the crowd evilly.
Where will this story go next? Your choices are below...

OMG you had me going there for a minute Bay Bay!

Like, WHOA.

It shook me to the core when you closed your @xAlyMichalka account the other day. I wondered if it could have been something I typed or left laying around your yard. I'm an imperfect person.

Seeing dreamteam28 denying that you were the real Aly Michalka and not seeing you at Valebrity couldn't shake my faith. But when you so abruptly closed your account... Like, WHOA.

With just a little poking around, my faith in you was rewarded when I saw that it was all a joke. Bay Bay, you actually had set up another Twitter account!

I know it's you because you still ignore my messages =D

Remember, I get you! It didn't take me long to realize that you were just trying to shake off the dead weight so that the REAL FANS would find you.

You're such a whip Bay Bay.

I Love you more than ever,
Your Baboo
Jim McCray

[posted from your butt]